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Little Pete’s PG-13 insults are inspiring

  • fudgesucker
  • take a spongebath
  • hammerhead
  • blowholes
  • bite the wind
  • bite my scab
  • grungebag
  • eat my turf, chrome dome
  • boffo
  • suck chowder, musclehead
  • chew my mite, grandpa
  • blow it out your nosehole
  • crankbait
  • dipwad
  • wax my nosehair
  • is this guy pickin your scabs the way he’s pickin my scabs?
  • jerkweed
  • guffbucket
  • buckweed
  • spacious bloody sputometer
  • pus rug spurting maggot-bagger
  • chum jockey
  • you scrape the legs of dung beetles to ice your cupcakes
  • bloodwart
  • skankweevil
  • scuzzmaster
  • drool cup
  • cheese log
  • stinkfist
  • armdrip
  • chunkhead
  • slush hog

I’m actively working them into my repertoire. Join me, won’t you?

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    Also “bite my neck hair”
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    i wish i could memorize all of these and use them on a daily basis
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