Posts tagged hometownpride

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Damned skippy. #hometownpride

Damned skippy. #hometownpride

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I sit in the DAWG POUND every year. Every women in a fifty foot radius looks and talks like Catelynn from Teen Mom. Every one of these women insists that she doesn’t have an accent because people in Cleveland don’t have accents. Every one of these women insists that she is attractive because she “looks like a real woman.” In reality, they look like wildebeasts [sic] and sound like extras from the Drew Carey show.

Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Cleveland Browns

OK, y’all know I straight-up give zero fucks about sports, like, I can’t do it, it’s not in me, I don’t have the sports gene, but this is still so hilarious.

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Came back to New York with all kinds of #hometownpride swag for my beer, my cube, and my person. (Taken with Instagram)

Came back to New York with all kinds of #hometownpride swag for my beer, my cube, and my person. (Taken with Instagram)